Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I Got Coffee Grounds in my Throat

I got a new calendar for Christmas. It is the Urban Dictionary daily calendar and I have learned some new terms. I thought I would share a few of my favorites so far.

Hobosexual - the opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Narsty - Something that is actually kind of cool or strange. A combination of "gnarly" and "nasty."

"That gal over there with the 5 o'clock shadow sure is narsty."

(This next one is my favorite:)

Voluntold - The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

"Coworker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Coworker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to, but I was voluntold."

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